Sylvester Stallone! ‘Roids are bad!

They turn us into awkwardly huge, disoriented senior citizens!  You know, the type to slobber all over the place, while trying to ask:

Da ya still think I’m sexy? Do ya?

But, chances are most of us probably wouldn’t even notice whether Sylvester Stallone is trying to talk, amidst all that gurgling and slobbering!  Poor Sly, he’s looking kinda lobotomized!

huh?!

On a side note: Can I just say one thing?!  I always knew Hollywood would one day come to its moral senses!!  Yes, y’all, the time has come!  Mighty Hollywood is attempting to rectify some of those crazy-ass messages its been feeding us all for decades!

Sixty one year old Sylvester Stallone is currently starring in the fourth installment of David Morell’s movie series Rambo, which follows the life and psychotic episodes heroics of war veteran, John Rambo.  Stallone is also currently trying to become an anti-drug speaker of sorts, following recent public scandal regarding allegations of his own use of steroids and Human Growth Hormone…

How cute.  Sylvester Stallone as an advocate against drug use and all things immoral.

Judging from these recent pictures of Sly, and recent reports, it seems Hollywood has joined hands with Rambo, in hopes of doing the same.  Yep, sources confirm that there was actually a real reason why Stallone was cast for this film, old fart and all!  It seems our beloved Hollywood directors have seen one too many trainwrecks (and their derived economic losses)!!  They are now hoping to teach kids and young adults everywhere that engaging in a life of extreme “macho” violence and horse-meds just ain’t all its cracked up to be…

You know, you could actually end up brain damaged…