OMG, Tallulah Willis!

wtf?

Now *there’s* an intelligent comment! Lindsey ought to grow up, learn a language, and use it appropriately. She perhaps should also study anatomy, since she seems bewildered by what she sees.

wow, if I was her father I certainly wouldn’t let her out of the house looking like that.

here is her myspace:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=114388872

it’s set to private though! But I found it in the comments of Levi Dylan’s myspace (Jakob Dylan’s son and Bob Dylan’s grandson.) Apprently they are friends, or go to the same school. Want Levi’s? Here you go:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=199266815

If only I had Levi’s daddy’s personal myspace… mhhmhmhmh… you know what…

ewwwwwwwwwwwww. whatttttttt?
dude. when you were those, at least make sure you’re actually LOOKING GOOD when u wear it. >_>

Who would take pics like this of a minor??? You should be ashamed of yourself! Are you a pedafile that you have to expose a child in this way? How obvious is it that you were looking for her to move a certain way so you can get the shot! SICKO

Wow what’s her problem? She’s fifteen not 18+ she shouldn’t dress like that for someone so young!! I’m 13 and I’m smarter than her because I would never dress like that or go to the clubs with my breasts hanging out of my shirt or too short shorts that show my bum! Gosh.

OMG. Disgusting! What was she thinking? Did she forget to look in the mirror?

ugh. disgusting. how old is she, like.. 13?!

OMG…Looks like she has mommy’s backside, that is before all the plastic surgery.

she is so ugly, and her sister! for two good looking parents they where very unforunate! x

OMG. I’m all for short shorts, but this is just OVERBOARD.!!! How has her dad not said anything.? My dad would faint & then kill me

Is anyone really surprized?? The mom’s a slutty cougar & dad’s a cradle robbing old geezer. Come on – it’ll be a miracle if all their girls don’t end up on the “pole”. And sad to say but they’re all very unattractive girls. Demi just lucked out in the looks dept.

we all make mistakes @ a young age! time for some parental redirecting!

Personally i wouldnt allow my child to wear anything like that.
Especially with the people in the world today. I mean really…who can you really trust any more?

Why are all you people being so horrible? None of the Moore/Willis girls are ugly at all and their parents are not bad people, and both Demi & Bruce are still HOT. Honestly, who would go out and take these photos anyway. I can see that people would think that those shorts are a bit risque for a 15 but its her butt and her decision big deal, they suit the rest of her outfit And maybe she didnt realise they were riding up at the back. Just chill guys, it dosent make her a bad person. She isnt photographing herself naked and making a fool of herself.

Why can our world can be so cruel? We all have our days… They have beautiful daughters.

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I think anyone who takes pictures like these should be at the very least, fined. 15yr olds are ALWAYS going to find a way to wear what they want, but that doesnt give every pervert the right to take pictures! Grow up Perez and keep your viewing habits to the ‘legal’ crowd.

what a little slut

hahahah meu deus que absurdo, cuida da sua vida.

bjoooooo

If You Think That’s Bad You Should See What Half The Girls In My High School Wear. I Think That Whoever Took These Should Be Ashamed. It’s Hot Outside and Girls Wanna Wear Shorts; She Probably Didn’t Know They Were Riding Up In The Back.
Chill Out.

Why a 15 years old girl cant`t be sexy? She is pretty and she is sexy!

Those who believe it is inappropriate to take photos like this are missing the point. She is a celebrity; her actions are constantly monitored. And it is BECAUSE she is a minor that these pictures are a big deal. It is a commentary on how inappropriate it is for a 15-year-old to go out in public wearing so little, definitely NOT sexualization. She did a pretty good job at “exposing” herself.

that’s disgusting! stupid big chin. i’m not perfect, but even my chin isn’t like that! and she’s so gross! she KNOWS when her ass is hanging out. feel the breeze! so cheap and trashy!

[...] Talulah with her butt hanging out [...]

Wow, what a fugly whore, like mother like daughter(S)! And those comparing her to a normal 15 year old, get a clue, she’s in the public eye because her parents themselves have exploited her by putting her in movies thus she will be judged like the fame whore she is.

Come on!! 15! You’d think that between to celeb parents they could afford some new shorts for their daughter. LOL

Its really pathetic people making comments of a CHILD…. So what the shorts are a bit short BUT WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO JUDGE THIS KID… MY god at a beach we see worse… so she’s showing a little cheek…. HOW PERVERTED ARE YOU FOR STARRING AT A 15 YEAR OLD AN CALLING HER NAMES…. Don’t judge cuz some of you have kids an when they leave the house are you 100% sure what they are wearing an what people say about them…. FOR CRYING OUT LOUD YOU ARE CALLING A CHILD A SLUT… DONT TOSS ANY STONES…. ITS shameful for grown people to insult a child based on a pair if shorts…. PATHETIC!!!

I can’t believe how nasty and judgemental these comments are. She’s a 15 yr old who’s wearing short shorts. How does that make her different? Oh wait, I see it….her parents are celebrities so some pig is standing there taking pictures. I really like the comment by Perez Hilton that he wouldn’t let his child dress like that. Spoken like a true non-parent. Are you related to Miss Piggy Hilton? Is that why you feel the need to throw stones? Deflecting attention from your family doesn’t negate your genes.

What she wears is between her and her parents… It’s those stupi “A**es who take these pictures who are the problem!!!

Young lady, if you just have to wear short-shorts, at least tone up those tushy muscles. You are only 15 and your butt should definitely NOT be sitting on your leg!!!!

Demi shouldn’t be mad in the first place! She was the one who let her daughter out of the house looking like that!! Demi only has herself to blame!! She doesn’t want her daughter being looked at a certain way, then she should teach her daughter how to dress!!!

she doesn’t dress like a child. that’s for sure. and yes everyone has a right to judge. who the f r u?

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If I were her father I’d be marching her a$$ right back inside to wear more suitable clothing.

She´s just a teen. For God, what do you really want insulting this girl?

Perverts!!!….paying morbidity attention to these pictures. Leave them alone! She is just 15!

Whoever is posting pictures like this is a pervert. She is a child!

I hope Bruce Willis uses his movie skills to go after the perverts like Paris whatever….

haha yeah how cool is it to insult a 15 year old your all a joke. dont be jelous because her life shreds on yours haha. she beautiful.

I totally agree with Demi Moore this Perez guy is a snake and a sleeze bag when is he over please nobody ever employ him again creepy creepy slime bag

First and formost you can take ANY picture you wish IN PUBLIC. Second this CHILD’S ass cheeks are showing IN PUBLIC and the problem is with the person who took the picture and posted though? Ha! Oh and Carlos the pervs were the one’s walking by that day (ALL day whereever she went in those shorts really) looking at that young girls ass cheeks and thinking disgusting things not the one’s pointing out the PROBLEM with it!

leave her alone. kids these dayz wear WAAAAAAY worse. 5 yr old r wearin bras and they dont veen have boobz so thats worse. gezzz she can wear wt she wants 2 wear

Perez Hilton Should Keep His Eyes Off Young Girls!! .. So F**King What If She Wants to Wear Short Shorts .. All You People Saying Its Discusting Should Take A Look At Them Selves, Its Not Like You HAVEN’T Dressed Revealing Before, And If You Are Young, Dont Be Saying Its Slutty, You Will Be Dressing Like That Very Soon .. Perez, There Is A Legal Age For You To Be Looking At, Keep Your Filthy Eyes Of Young Girls.

Im more worried about the fact that it looks like shes macking onto her dad haha

Wow she’s not very good looking is she.

Mum, bet you didnt notice her ass hanging out b4 yooz went out that day!

uhh eww! i wear short shorts but definately never, ever that short or that revealing! It doesnt even look good, you know the saying “if you got it, flaunt it!” well she aint got it but she’s definately flaunting it! And besides as if you would let your daughter go out wearing that!

My mother would’ve KILLED me if I had tried to leave the house in shorts like that. Let alone if there was even a slim chance there may have been MEDIA ATTENTION on my bum! Lol!! That’s just plain BAD parenting. Good on Perez for exposing this horrendous lack of parental smarts.

Shes’s being picked up by her dad or slightly bent in her posture, which is pulling her pants up – Big Deal! otherwise they are lame, unsexual looking shorts for a girl of that age! Ever heard of hot pants – hipster, with the belly button showing. Pick on Britney, at least she’s old enough. I’m in my late thirtys and I think Perez Hilton is well described by Demi for this latest Scribble/Dribble who is running out of Dribble to write. Btw, i don’t think you (Perez) are in the right mind to judge parenting – say no more!

what the hell is her problem?!?! is she tryiing to show off or something??
Major SLUT!!!!

geez…what a skank…how ugly is she anyway…nothing like her parents

the sister is pretty cute hah

i honestly dun think that its THAT bad, i’m 12 and i get to choose what i want to wear, and shes 15 so she should have more freedom! we are not toddlers, for goodness sake and has it ever occured to anyone that she just really liked those shorts and didnt realise that they were way to small and just threw them on and went out? people make mistakes, jeez!! anyway, shes still human, shes still 15 (which i dun think is really that young) and she didnt choose to be born into the family she was. if shes a slut, its her mums fault she let her be one.

What’s wrong with her face :O

Come on, everyones allowed to dress the way they want, but you gotta admit, ONCE YOUR ARSE STARTS HANGING OUT ITS TIME TO RETHINK THE WARDROBE. Perez isn’t a pedo for noticing that this girl has some serious self-esteem issues if she’s trying to validate herself by wearing daisy dukes that require a) a non existent arse and b).. UNDERWEAR!!! and im not talking a g-string, someone please buy this girl some granny panties. JUST LAY OFF PEREZ!!!

The photographer is a pediphile , Who takes picks like this of a 15 year old hes a freak

I’m surprised that it’s just a celebs daughter being attacked here, considering this girl would have to be the stereotypical teen of this day and age. aswell as blaming the parents, I think you should have a go at the companies telling these kids that they have to look sexy for society.

splendid job bringing this to the media and a fantastic job in checking out a minor.

if this Hilton fella has any more pictures of 15 year olds in revealing outfits on his computer, which I’m sure he does, feel free to share ! his opinion is ever so highly valued.

dude you are one sick evil perve merchant! preying on kids man you dirty peado let them at least grow up before you prey on them. there should be a special place in prisons general public for your type!

I don’t care if she’s wearing that size of short shorts but put some panties on girl!

It’s totally the photographer’s fault. Clearly she is wearing those shorts because she DIDN’T want anyone looking at her. And clearly any male that looks at an attractive female 5 minutes before midnight of her 18th birthday is a “pedo”. (I’m not convinced she is that attractive to be honest)

Hilarious. Tens of thousands of years of human history and we now have decided that teen-aged girls aren’t really attractive to males and there must be something wrong with a guy that looks at them. Keep fighting biology guys…you’ll keep losing.

A. she shouldn’t have worn such short shorts at such a young age and her parents shouldn’t have allowed her to either.
B. the photogs should have had the dignity not to take the shots

[...] A few of the Tallulah Willis pictures in question are below…courtesy of starzlife.com… [...]

shes 15…..id understand if bruce wore the shorts….then id be not impressed….i think the photos have no right to be published…a kid is a kid…i think demi has a point with this person showing “questionable” photos of her child…..

Demi allowed her the wear the shorts, shes in the picture too. so she allowed it and can not be mad about it now . If anything the parents are responsible for all of this. my daughter, 13, would NEVER be allowed to dress like this, no way in hell. her dad would never allow it, nor would I. Demi and Bruce allowed her to let her ass hang out so they need to stop wining about it. Its their own fault! Hollyweird is no place for children!!

go demi, whats wrong with these people who make judgement so easily, obviously they have nothing better in their lives if all they can do is make nasty comments about a 15yr old and her family..

Some of these comments are a little harsh guys – just remember the girl is only 15! The shorts aren’t that short, they are just riding up at the back, look at the other pictures. I admit they are still short shorts, but what 15 year old girl doesn’t wear them! And all those people saying its her parents fault – why don’t you try telling a 15 year old girl what she can and can’t wear! She’s young and gorgeous, why not! All those people saying she’s ugly, who do you think you are?! You’re (most likely) grown people, don’t pick on teenagers! I feel sorry for the girl – if you want some shots of the family, at least follow around her parents for a couple of days to try and get one single unflattering picture, not their teenage daughter who did not choose to be famous. I cannot believe all the people sticking up for Perez Hilton, saying “Good on him” – it’s disgusting. Every person who has said something mean her has obviously not thought before writing in – this reflects in thir many grammatical and spelling errors. At least I can spell. And guess what everyone – I’m 15!!

How is it possible that her mother or father allow her to go out looking like that. My parents made sure that I was covered appropriately for my age and now my daughter, who is 15, also dresses age appropriately. I blame the parents, no matter how famous they are.

if her but cheeks werent hanging out it might have been ok

Some of you people are wicked mean. How cruel to judge a teenager and call her a slut based on an outfit she’s wearing while she’s with her Dad, of all people. It’s not like she’s off clubbing. I’d love to see what you wore when you were a teenager.

We all have good days & bad days. We just don’t have people there to take our photo on our bad days (lucky us).

omg i cant believe how you all are replying to this you sound like the most horrible judgemental people in the world like seriosly people yes she is 15 years old and she wearing shorts yeah they r a lil short but what gurl does not wear a pair of shorts i am a massive fan of short shorts and i wear many pairs and i find that they rid up and msot time u dont realise and for all you people saying she is ugly its natural and she has not got makeup on just liek everyone else u put makeup on sum1 she will look flawless hot everything you take it off and your like ugly how can u sit there and judge on soemone who is expirementing and growing into someone like seriously relax she is bound to make mistakes i did
and choosing clothes that dont ride up is hard to find so relax ppl

Some of the people who are commenting on here are totally out of line. Some of you people are ignorant; you should know the definition of words before you use them.
I doubt that the photographer is a paedophile (pedophile in American English). He is simply someone doing a job that he gets paid for; he’s a photographer, and gets paid for his pictures. If he was just taking pictures of teenaged girls for his pleasure, and out of a sexual desire for them, then he would actually be a hebaphile; that is someone who desires sexual relations, or has an attraction to teens, or post pubescents. Paedophiles have an attraction to prepubescent children; they are sick people, and cannot be cured.
As far as the pictures go, Tallulah is probably no different than a lot of other girls her age. There are a lot of teenaged and “tween-aged” girls putting more revealing pictures of themselves and their friends on myspace, facebook, and other social websites. I would see that as being a bigger problem than a few pictures of a celebrity’s daughter. Some of you parents on here that are criticising Bruce and Demi for how their daughter dresses, and saying “I’d never let my daughter wear anything like that”, might want to take a look at what your daughters might be wearing when you’re not around, or what kind of pictures they and their friends have on their profiles on social networking sites; you might be surprised at what you find. I know that some of you will choose to be ignorant (uninformed, or not knowing, or wanting to know the truth about something), naive (unsuspecting), and or even afraid of finding the truth to be worse than what you believe now; that’s ashame. However, there are also some of you who will actually seek to find out the truth about your daughters’ personal lives; for some it will be good, and for others perhaps not. I would also like to point out that this behavior is not limited to just girls; check up and see what your sons are doing also. Sometimes boys and girls both do things that parents would think are inappropriate, and egg each other on; this is called peer pressure. In too many cases by the time that parents find out about these inappropriate activities, or behavoirs, the damage done is usually too late to correct; indiscretions online can lead to bad events in real life.
I seem to have gotten a little off track here, but my point was that instead of pointing fingers about what’s going on in other people’s “backyard”, perhaps we should pay more attention to what is going on in our own “backyard”.
Just to let you people know where I am coming from when I make these opinions of mine on these matters; I’m both a parent, and also a retired Criminal Investigator. Hopefully I have helped some people with some insight, and at the same time not offended anyone in the process.

she is dressed like a little girl
who reached up to give her dad a kiss he should not have posted the photo
Demi is right LEAVE CHILDREN ALONE

I just want to say that shorts could’ve been a little bit longer, but all of you people calling her a slut, skank, etc., are losers who are just jealous. So she isn’t beautiful, doesn’t matter. What’s inside is more important. And Perez Hilton and photographers like this one are a bunch of parasites.

It is disgusting, people like Perez Hilton making money out of intruding in other people privacy and right to dress and live the way they choose.

Does anybody, including this P Hilton, care about how many children are exploted, killed, abused, used, and going to bed with an empty stomach or living on the streets. The answer is no, but they are going after little girls taking pictures.

Please, go through life making a difference and not being an obstacle.

The real problems is the paparazzis.

You never knoe, maybe she was hot, or her pants were slipping. This doesn’t make it right to be judgemental. I bet you any money you people have no clue what happened. If your pants were falling down you would pull them right up, wouldn’t you?

And for the other photos thos sicko took. She probably unbuttoned her shirt because she was hot. It’s not necessarily making them a porn star or whatever * slut – whore – skank * if she just undone some buttons!

Perez, it was her right to dress like that. It’s only important to you becasue her parents are celebrities. If she was a ordinary 15 year old with parents with normal jobs; you wouldn’t really care would you?

Wow, I have just read all of the comments on here, there are some really nasty people among us arent?! So, her shorts are short, would she get this much flack if she was on the beach in a bikini, with the very same shorts over the top and they had ridden up? I dont think so, its just skin and location people!! As far as her being ‘ugly’, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and I would say personally, that some of the comments that have been left on here, leave much more of an impression of an ugly person, than the photo of Tallulah. Seriously, there is absolutley no need to be so mean!! So she is 15, and you can see a bit of her bottom, As for the comments on regarding ‘not letting my child dress like that’, come on!!! Do you really think you know what your child is wearing and doing All of the time?? Teenagers share clothes, just because they leave home in an outfit, that doesnt neccessarily mean that is the same outfit they will be wearing all day!! As far as the attacks on Demi and Bruce being bad parents over this – Get A Grip!! Their girls are fed, clothed, loved, obviously happy -Hmmmm, bad parents over a teenagers dress choice??? I dont think so…. shit, if that was the case, would there be any ‘Good Parents’ out there…. and wearing ‘slightly’ revealing clothing Does Not makeup you a slut…Its hard enough being a ‘normal teenager’ without the added pressure of being born into a celebritie family, and having cheap shots taken and your image exploited… I just hope that Tullulah doenst take the nasti, shallow comments to heart. And if the worst thing she is doing is wearing short shorts… then she is a 15 year old angel!!!!

To All the IDIOTS who call this guy a pedophile….Demi and Bruce know full well that photographers follow them EVERYWHERE…with millions of shots per day being processed, I would venture to say that unfortunate pictures will find their way into magazines,,,, Especially, if you dress with your ass hanging out!!!,,,. BUT This isnt a question of pedophila… …The paprazzi took rapid shots as the family carried on their day to day activity. Unfortunately, moore’s daughter was wearing shorts with her ass hanging out, so who is at fault here? A man who was carrying on his job just like any other day? The kid who is trying to demonstrate her independence? The parents who didnt realize the shorts were that short in the back? I say no one is at fault here. Photographers capture still moments as we move throughout our lives. Its an unfortunate shot but its an accurate depiction of life. The person who sees this as sexual has the problem. When I hear about a man detained by police in London for taking a picture of his son on a little grocery store train ride I get angry. The man was accused of pedophilia. The person who accused him is the sick one. Who gets arroused by a photo of a kids riding in a train? That thought in itsself is bizarre. Another similar story again in Britian. A man took a picture of his two kids on a slide. Two woman accused him of pedophila because they said he could have captured other children in his photo. ….its the dirty thinking of these two women that scares me. The man was having a nice day w his kids when these two women tried to inject their perverted fantasies into his wholesome sunday afternoon. lunatics I tell you…people arwe throwing the pedophile word around too casually. A pedophile is someone who prefers sex with kids, not someone who accidentally captures a photo of a kids but because the shorts were too short. Its not a guy who photographs his kids on a rollercoaster,,,its not a father photographing his daughters ballet recital with other kids in the background….LETS NOT REVISIT THE SALEM WITCH TRIALS

people are making way too much outta this…. stop calling this photographer a pedophile…people use that word too casually. A man shooting hundreds of shots per minute caught an unfortunate shot….photographers observe life,,,its was an accurate depiction of a sunday afternoon,,,,dont try to make it dirty,,,,the people who see this as sexual are the sick ones,,,,the guy who took the pictures wasnt sexually arroused by the pictures, he saw no issue whatsoever,,,its the people who see this as sexual that I would be concerned with….I saw a news story today in London where a man was detained by police for taking a picture of his own son on a train ride,,,the police said he might be a pedophile,,,,THE COP WAS SICK FOR EVEN ENTERTAINING THE IDEA,,,why would a cop think a kid on a train ride is sexual,,,its just bizzarre….then another story,,,a man took pictures on a sunday afternoon while his two boys were sliding down a big blow up sliding board,,,two women approached him and accused him of being a pedophile because they said other children may have been captured in the background while he was taking pictures. Why in God’s name would you think two kids going down a slide are sexual? Even if other kids were sliding down and caught in the picture how in the hell does that become a sexual image? it makes no sense. PEOPLE HAVE LOST THEIR MINDS.

I can’t believe some of the stupid comments. Yes, my dad would so kill me if I wore those and because of that I can’t even wear a bathing suit around my parents. But somehow it is okay for thousands of girls to wear SKIMPY bathing suits in public in front of their parents but having lower butt cheeks show when she bends or lifts up is offensive? Wow, get off your high horse. Plus I would be so creeped out if my dad was looking at my butt.

It’s a good move on her behalf, It takes attention from her face!!

c,mon peeps are you reading what your saying,,,this is a child you are calling a slut and ugly,, imagine what effect this could have on this poor child if she reads it, ugly i think a lot of comments on here are way uglier than a 15 year old kid. yes the shorts a re a bit revieling but in no way does that make her a slut.. it,s the creepy peeps in this world that look at a childs bit of skin and start calling names,, i have 5 sons so i get to meet few girls and have talked to them about there dress scense,, they dress to be pretty and attractive not to be sluts,,, i am appalled at some of these comments, most 14.15.16 years old girls are into fashion and they really are not sluts,, hlf the girls come here are virgins and are not even a little bit interested in being sli=uts as you all put it,, and guess what they change there clothes after they leave home so there parents really have no idea what these girls are doing to fit in with the peer preasure and fashion, i just wish these girls would relise that they can be sexy without the revieling clothes, and seriously who cares if she ugly or not,, i,m guessing all you peeps that wrote that are super models or something of the same, phkin rude and nasty,, get a grip you horrible peeps,

TO ALL THOSE TALKING ABOUT WHAT HER FATHER SHOULD…. ANSWER ME THIS WHAT KIND OF 15 YEAR OLD LISTENS TO THEIR DAD??? ATLEAST SHE’S NOT OUT GETTING SMASHED AND DRESSING LIKE A 21 YEAR OLD LIKE MOST 15 YEAR OLDS DO. SURE HER SHORTS A TOO SHORT ANNND I’M SURE WITH ALL GUYS TELLING HER IN THE MOST HORRIBLE WAY SHE REALISES HER MISTAKE.

Tbh i don’t see what the big deal is? you should see half of the girls at my school! Why should you guys blame the parents. I don’t listen to my parents but i don’t wear skanky clothes or anything. But i could if i wanted to. It’s hard being a teenager in these days, The pressure to be beautiful, and to have beautiful clothes! its hard! my best friends sister killed herself from being bullied over being fat! when she wasn’t she was anorexic! and i don’t think she is “ugly” And shes not taking drugs or posing nude for the bloody camera, so why are you haters hating on nothing thats really worth hating on! i guess you are just jealous

I think that both Perez and Demi are in the wrong. Demi and her husband shouldn’t be letting their daughter out dressed like that and perez shouldn’t really have taken the photos. i agree with candie, Demi and her husband are fully aware that they are in the spotlight 24/7! either way, if there was a photographer following my family or not, i wouldn’t go out like that or if i had a daughter, let her dress like that, thats just wrong!

Children are cute.Children with braces are cute.The previous two statements apply only if the child is dressed modestly.This is NOT CUTE!This particular child that was photographed has more than half her ass showing in public and she’s wearing braces.What the hell was she and her parents thinking?I am 21 and I would definitely never dress like that.It’s freaking obscene!Her parents should have checked her outfit before letting her go out with them.She is a tall,slim,pretty girl who has the makings of a future beauty queen,so she shouldn’t be showing her ass unless she is in a beauty pageant.

For many years now, I’ve thought Tallalluh looked more like Rob Lowe’s child, than Bruce Willis’….