A woman who just may be the most out of her mind person in the entire world has filed a $3 billion dollar lawsuit against Playboy founder Hugh Hefner.
Aside from all of the other nonsense written in the suit, the woman claims that Hugh Hefner is a “member of a pedophile organization and once hid under her bed when she was five-years-old in order to do naughty things to her.”
The sneak attack!
