Did you watch Labor Pains last night? It’s okay if you didn’t — it’ll be replayed on ABC Family until Lindsay Lohan is 40 years old, as opposed to just looking 40 years old. I wasn’t planning on watching it, but somebody broke into my house, tied me down, taped open my eyelids Clockwork Orange style, and forced me to watch it.
Okay, okay. I made brownies and invited my friends over and we voluntarily watched the whole thing. It was awesome. (The brownies, that is. The movie sucked.)
In case you missed it, which you most likely did, watch the above clip for pretty much everything you missed. Was this movie secretly written by gossip bloggers? Because it’s subconciously pretty snarky about Linds’ career the whole way through.