Here’s Russell Simmons, 51 and worth $400 million, with Sophie Monk, not 51 and not worth $400 million. The two attended the Inglorious Basterds premiere afterparty at the Mondrian Hotel last night. On a semi-related note, doesn’t Inglorious Basterds look better than Pulp Fiction? I’m not even being wildly sarcastic. Every time I see a commercial where Brad Pitt is doing a Southern accent that sounds like something one would concoct after reading about a Southern accent without actually hearing one, I think to myself: This movie sure looks better than Pulp Fiction!