Your Tax Dollars at Work: Cops Called to Jon and Kate’s Home
Jon Gosselin and Kate Gosselin: they’re like if Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen were spectacularly uncool in addition to being talentless. If I’m going to have to write about these people for the next ten years – and, given their tabloid permanence coupled with my lack of job prospects, that seems likely – someone needs to give Kate Nancy’s heroin habit or give Jon Sid’s knife.
Around 6:00pm yesterday, the boys in blue were summoned to the Gosselin manse at Kate‘s behest. Now, don’t go thinking Jon was beating up on her – remember, this is the boring Sid and Nancy. Kate wasn’t even in the house with Jon. She was standing at the gate, shrieking her displeasure with Jon’s choice of babysitter, and couldn’t go any farther due to specifics of the their custody agreement. The cops told her exactly that. Then she left, crying.
Make sure to pick up this week’s People for an article where Kate actually says, “I try to cry very incognito, behind my sunglasses. And after those tears, there’s always the feeling of, ‘how did I get here?’ ” Kate, you got there by driving to wherever the reporter from People said to meet.
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