ABC revealed their cast of dancers on this morning for the ninth season of Dancing With the Stars. The roster is a mix of people who you know and people you have to google, rest assured your grandma will know none of these people and just call them by the names she makes up in her head for them.
Your 2009 dancers are…
1. Supermodel Kathy Ireland
2. Singer Macy Gray
3. Teenage Witch Melissa Joan Hart
4. Singer Mya
5. Shannen Doherty’s ex and son of George Hamilton, Ashley Hamilton
6. NFL player Michael Irvin
7. Iron Chef America host Mark Dacascos
8. EntertainerDonny Osmond (you know he’s been dying to do this since Marie did it)
9. Celebrity spawnKelly Osbourne (I’m actually really excited about her)
10. Entourage actress Debi Mazar
11. Boxer Chuck Liddell
12. Olympic Swimmer Natalie Coughlin
13. Model Joanna Krupa
14. Snowboarder Louie Vito
15. Singer Aaron Carter (HAHA! I’m hoping he’ll rap too!)
16. Former House majority leader Tom DeLay
worst lineup ever.