Justin Timberlake to Star in A Movie About Facebook, Plays Tranny Hooker

Aaron Sorkin (the guy behind the show West Wing) is making a movie based on the founding of Facebook. Apparently as he was developing the website, founder Mark Zuckerberg killed a hooker and made her pimp VP of the company to keep him quiet. Oh wait, no. That didn’t happen. Nothing exciting happened. Mark Zuckerberg made a website people like. Investors were weary, but it worked. That’s the movie. I don’t get it.
But Justin Timberlake sees promise in it- he will act in the movie alongside The Squid and the Whale actor Jesse Eisenberg, who will play Zuckerberg. (OK, I’m obviously kidding about JT playing a tranny hooker).
Meanwhile Tom sits at his computer desk wondering why nobody wants to turn Myspace into a movie.
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