Bible-icious Heidi Montag admits she is on a quest for the perfect body, according to comments given to “Closer” Mag. And like other famous blondes before her: Marilyn, Nikki Ziering, rocket surgeon, Shauna Sands, Hell-fearin’ Heidi is hoping Playboy will help her on her way.
You gotta give it to these Jesus freaks. Their hypocrisy knows no bounds!
Some famous Heidi comments:
”I wasn’t nervous because I’d got my body and mind into shape for it. My aim is to become an iconic sex symbol and the Playboy shoot is the first step. I wanted to be toned and curvaceous with a nice butt–I didn’t want to lose weight and look skinny.”
What? The boring wannabe isn’t even going to show her lady bits? We betcha that bush is a stencil of Jesus!
Her upcoming six-page Playboy shoot won’t show her lady fronts, ass, or even the boobs she won’t stop talking about. (“I’m a C cup but I want to upgrade to a DD cup. I have a curvy butt now and bigger boobs will enhance my shape.“)
Speaking of big, ugly bottom… there’ll also be no Spencer in the pics!
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