Prejean, Please Surrender The Silicone

Prejean, Please Surrender The Silicone

Hey Carrie Prejean, you should have read the exchange/return policy on those fake boobies of yours!

Yep, everybody’s favorite bigoted beauty queen (if you consider fake tan, fake titties and fake lips, beauty) has been asked to surrender the silicone. The production company responsible for the Miss California pageant has filed a counter complaint against scary Carrie.

And they mean boobies! I mean, business! Not only do they want the $5,200 they gave her for “breast augmentation,” but they totally capture the hypocritical holy spirit of crusader Prejean, saying:

had [Carrie] heeded the guidance of the Gospel of John, who admonished only those who are without sin to cast stones in judgment, she might have avoided this legal battle …”

We love it when christians fight christians!

Yikes, Carrie! What would Jesus do without silicone?! Get down on his knees and beg for a good water bra, we guess!

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Prejean, Please Surrender The Silicone
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