There may not be peace in the Middle East – yet – but it has been announced that Levi Johnston will show America… his penis!.
Levi Johnston, the almost-son-in-law of Republican retard Sarah Palin, will reveal everything, including the Johnson, for the upcoming issue of Playboy. The issue is scheduled to coincide with Palin’s guest appearance on Oprah on November 16.
After months of speculation, Johnston’s manager announced:
“Everything’s gonna hang out. We’re talking full Johnson.”
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