Michael Lohan will keep his mouth shut. And pigs might fly!
The drug-abusing former convict and proud deadbeat dad has finally (count: two hours) responded to Lindsay and Dina’s accusations that he’s a low-down dirty pathetic excuse for a man.
Lies Michael:
“They weren’t edited at all. Lindsay’s grasping at straws. I only did this to prove a point – that I wasn’t lying.”
Wow, what a loser! You’d risk your family to prove you’re not a liar. (When you are, BTW. Those tapes were edited.”
On being a deadbeat dad:
“I never cheated on Dina. IN regards to substance abuse, everyone dabbled. But I got my life back on track and I want her to get her life on track.”
On not having a relationship with Lindsay:
“She’s obviously talking through Dina. You’ll see that.”
Really? Sadly, promises Michael:
“Now I’m going to start releasing everything!”
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