Thankfully, Levi Johnston won’t be baring all for the upcoming issue of Playgirl magazine.
As it was originally reported, Johnston would be showing his ‘johnson’ for the mag, but in the end he must have had cold feet. (or cold somethin) because they scrapped the nudes.
A spokesperson for the mag had this to say; “He did not give ‘full-frontal’ as his manager Tank Jones reported he would. Although there may be glimpses, we did not get full on frontal nudity.”
So why the change of heart? Nervous about size? Trying to get back in the good graces of Sarah Palin perhaps?
He didn’t do it because his cock is too small!