Catholics Don’t Like Dog-Saving Whores

December 2, 2009 at 9:35 am by
Celebs Category: PETA

Catholics Dont Like Dog Saving Whores

Surprise, surprise. The Catholic church is not responding favorably to PETA’s new ad.

The ad depicts a sexed-up Joanna Krupa as a lovely angel, covering her lady bits tastefully with a crucifix as a pack of dogs watch on excitedly.

How could this be considered sacreligious? It’s giving dolls all over the world a joyous boner!

The President of the Catholic League issued a livid “We Are Not Amused” type statement:

“The fact is that cats and dogs are a lot safer in pet stores than they are in the hands of PETA employees. Moreover, pet stores don’t rip off Christian iconography and engage in cheap irreligious claims. PETA is a fraud. It also has a long and disgraceful record of exploiting Christian and Jewish themes to hawk its ugly services. Those who support this organization sorely need a reality check. They also need a course in Ethics 101.”

And our favorite bitch, Joanna Krupa yelped back a statement:

“As a practicing Catholic, I am shocked that the Catholic League is speaking out against my PETA ads. I’m doing what the Catholic Church should be doing, working to stop senseless suffering of animals, the most defenseless of God’s creation.“

Whose side are you on? The bible bashers – or the buxom naked lady?

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  • Charley

    you cant say your working to stop suffering animals while your stepping on dogs heads!

  • http://www.starzlife.com Mackenzie

    The angel wings lifting her to heaven are holding her just above the puppies’ heads. Either that or the crucifix dildo.