What an epochal year 2009 has been. The economy continued to crawl along, bleeding and broken; Michael Jackson made a movie; Cam’Ron released Crime Pays; President Barack Obama received the Nobel Peace Prize for fixing all of the world’s problems; and Robert Pattinson ended Johnny Depp’s five year reign of terror atop the IMDB STARmeter Top 25. For those who don’t know, like me before I started writing this post, the STARmeter is, to quote from the promotional email we received this morning, a “tool which accumulates info from the more than 57 million unique monthly visitors.  Talk about a popularity contest!” More like, “Talk about a way to track what teenage girls from the Midwest are talking about!” And here’s what they’re talking about:

1. Robert Pattinson

2. Kristen Stewart

3. Johnny Depp

4. Megan Fox

5. Taylor Lautner

6. Brad Pitt

7. Christian Bale

8. Dakota Fanning

9. Zooey Deschanel

10. Ryan Reynolds

I don’t feel like typing about the remaining 15. But you can see the whole list for yourself here.

2009 StarzLife