Jersey Shore Clock-Cleaner: “Sorry I Punched Da Broad”

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Brad Ferro, the Queens, New York gym teacher who shot from anonymity to infamy instantly when MTV teased (now excised) footage of him dropping a haymaker on a 4’9″ woman, has apologized. “I’ve learned my lesson: never again will I punch a woman on camera,” he said in an interview with the BBC World Service. Just kidding.

In an interview with the New York Post, he is, however, resorting to the ol’ “I was so drunk I don’t remember nothin'” card so often played by big brutish men after they punch something or try gay sex. He also added that, before he was moved to the “rubber room” where teachers awaiting disciplinary action get to kick it doing nothing and retain their full salary, he used his own shameful behavior as an example when teaching his students what can happen when you drink irresponsibly and you’re also stupid. Aw, Brad, give yourself some more credit: you’re an abusive gym teacher in Queens. Your whole life is a warning to your students.

The following is my generation’s equivalent of the Frost/Nixon interview:

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