When Three 6 Mafia Say They’re Cookin’ Up, They Don’t Mean Making Crack
OK, I’m sure sometimes they do, in fact, mean making crack, but for the time being, DJ Paul and Juicy J, the core of legendary Memphis rap collective Three 6 Mafia, will be referring to the lame kind of cooking: preparing food. Cooking Ain’t Easy will premiere on VH1 sometime next year and feature the Oscar-winning pimp ode scribes getting “challenged by big chefs to cook different kinds of food; Indian food, Mexican food, Jewish food, Japanese food, Chinese, whatever.” Hey, if you’re making Chinese food, making Jewish food should be a cinch: just make more Chinese food.
DJ Paul and Juicy J, I know you read this, so can I please ask you now to make sizzurp one of the specialty regional dishes you prepare? I’ve never had it, but about 35% of my favorite songs reference it. I know you need promethazine syurp and soda, but what’s the ratio? What soda? Also, where do I get promethazine syrup? Also, can you just get some for me and I’ll pay you back? kthx
If you’re unfamiliar with Three 6 Mafia, they’re responsible for the best song, like, ever. Here:
And here’s the good kind of cooking up. Cam’Ron needs a show on the Food Network:
And look how many hits “Jews love Chinese food” gets on Google!
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