OK, I’m sure sometimes they do, in fact, mean making crack, but for the time being, DJ Paul and Juicy J, the core of legendary Memphis rap collective Three 6 Mafia, will be referring to the lame kind of cooking: preparing food. Cooking Ain’t Easy will premiere on VH1 sometime next year and feature the Oscar-winning pimp ode scribes getting “challenged by big chefs to cook different kinds of food; Indian food, Mexican food, Jewish food, Japanese food, Chinese, whatever.” Hey, if you’re making Chinese food, making Jewish food should be a cinch: just make more Chinese food.
DJ Paul and Juicy J, I know you read this, so can I please ask you now to make sizzurp one of the specialty regional dishes you prepare? I’ve never had it, but about 35% of my favorite songs reference it. I know you need promethazine syurp and soda, but what’s the ratio? What soda? Also, where do I get promethazine syrup? Also, can you just get some for me and I’ll pay you back? kthx
If you’re unfamiliar with Three 6 Mafia, they’re responsible for the best song, like, ever. Here:
And here’s the good kind of cooking up. Cam’Ron needs a show on the Food Network:
And look how many hits “Jews love Chinese food” gets on Google!
