If I Wanted to Hear Lil’ Wayne Without Profanity, I’d Listen to the Stuff He Recorded When He Was 12
Dammit, why does MTV have to be as censorious when profiling Lil’ Wayne on its website as they are on their television network?! It’s the internet; you don’t have to worry about the scumbags in the Parents Television Council running to the Nazis in the FCC. Here, I’ll prove it: fuck. Jesus is imaginary. See? Can you imagine if I said that on Modern Family? How awesome that would be?
In the following video, MTV follows Weezy into the booth as he records his spectacular No Ceilings mixtape. We watch him spit the quatrain, “Yeah, young Nino, nigga / Do it for my team, Tim Tebow nigga / I’m killin’ this shit, Grim Reap’ flow, nigga / gettin’ swallowed by the Maybach, deep throat, nigga!” However, given MTV’s penchant for spinning back any word a deacon might find objectionable, what we hear is, “Yeah, young Nino, aggin / Do it for my team, Tim Tebow aggin / I’m nillik siht tihs Mirg Pear wolf aggin / gettin’ swallowed by the Maybach, deep throat aggin!” MTV, you really are some gutless gnikcuf seissup. Oh, great. The FCC’s finally on to me. I probably can’t even type something like I tnaw ot etanissassa Elehcim Nnamhcab. You see?!
Later, Wayne takes a drag from his blunt, which MTV blurs out, so what you instead see is Wayne waving around a ball of digital fuzz, then exhaling a little puff of smoke for every word in the next two sentences to come out of his mouth. It makes it look like he records his music in a freezer.
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