Jersey Shore Post #45,232: Snooki Gives You Cancer

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“I would put tanning beds in everybody’s homes and I would eliminate the Bumpit. It is a hair thing. It’s stupid and no one should buy it”

Does that sound serious to you? Well, Snooki from Jersey Shore said it, so she probably meant it with every bone in her body, but that doesn’t mean you should put a tanning bed in your home. Or throw out your Bumpit.

The Parents Television Council, a group that ostensibly exists to complain about Seth MacFarlane (seriously, go check out their stupid website. The first post in the news section is “Fox’s American Dad Features Man Masturbating a Horse”), is now complaining to US Magazine about Snooki’s endorsement of cancer coffins. Listen to this dumb broad Marybeth Hicks:

“The show is glorifying behaviors and the cultural position that is silly and sometimes dangerous… in the same way that a lot of MTV’s programming glorifies the hookup culture, the drinking — the general ignorance that they think is fun and glamorous that people watch like a train wreck! You can’t turn away.”

Yeah, more like YOU can’t turn away, Marybeth. I watch NBC on Thursday nights. You dumb broad. (Also, you have a stupid person’s name.)

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: people stupid enough to follow the dangerous advice of other stupid people will be weeded out of the gene pool. That’s how natural selection works. Stop cutting Darwin out of the loop.

From the comments section:

you age faster when you tan and it ruins your freaking health. Think cleary ignorant people. your risking your own body. Tanning is out and its gross! Are you trying to look mexican,Noo offense. but im trying to prove something!

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