Important Pizza News for Fatties

You, cheese-eater: forget all that nonsense about Papa John’s having “better ingredients, better pizza.” Domino’s challenged them in court, forcing the chain to admit their slogan was “puffery.” What’s puffery? Watch the video below! (Or you can just have a decent vocabulary.)

The choice is clear: if you want great tasting pizza, to be really fat, and to support anti-abortion causes, it’s Domino’s in a landslide.