Some Little Russian Orphan is Being Punished Further With Adoption by Tila Tequila

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Can this be possible? Can an orphanage possibly allow Tila Tequila to take charge of a human life? I know it’s in Russia where they play fast and loose with the rules of decency, but she shouldn’t be allowed to take a dog home from the pound. She shouldn’t have a house plant. Renting a DVD should be off-limits.

Tila Tequila, who teased us with quitting Twitter only to come back ten times worse, is now tweeting about some very special, highly disturbing, likely fake news:

OMG GOD HAS ANSWERED MY PRAYERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GUESS WHAT?? CAN U GUESS?? THIS HAS JUST MADE MY ENTIRE DAY! GUESSS?????

Ok are you ready for this??? I just got off the phone with the adoption agency I’ve been working with for a while and guess what???????????

ATTENTION EVERYONE! I have been APPROVED to adopt my own baby boy 2-3 years old from RUSSIA!!!! I will be his Mommy by the end of the year!!

AHHH IM SO HAPPY I CANT EVEN EXPLAIN IN WORDS HOW I FEEL RIGHT NOW! THEN I WILL SPEND A MONTH IN RUSSIA WITH MY NEW SON 2 BOND WITH HIM!

As 4 those ppl calling me a whore! Shut ur mouth! I am saving a little baby boy who is an orphan & is sick! Im saving his life! so shut up!

Im so happy! My Son Jayden is waiting 4 me in Russia! Im going there for 21 days to spend time with him & love him so he knows im his mommy!

Then there’s this:

**EXCLUSIVE** Check out my SUPER DUPER HOT SEXY PHOTOSHOOT from 3 days ago! HOT MILF! http://tinyurl.com/yjg9a68 -retweet
The switch from demanding she not be called a whore to promoting her new whore photo shoot sounds so much like something I would write when making fun of her I honestly think she’s reading Starzlife and ripping me off. You’re not a whore, you’re a hack. I’m sorry, I mean you’re a whore AND a hack.

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