Jessica Simpson Will Never Pose Nude/Act Again

Jessica Simpson Will Never Pose Nude/Act Again

I suppose I can understand a woman not wanting to pose nude for a photo-shoot or bare all for a film role, but being so vocal about it may have cost Jessica Simpson her shot at the acting biz.

During her recent interview with Allure magazine,  Simpson promises that she’ll never bare all for the silver screen.  She says; “I will never do nudity. I don’t care how dark and intellectual the role could be… I don’t care if I frickin’ could get an Oscar for it, I’m not going to do it. Those accolades mean nothing to me.”

First off, even if Ron Howard handed Jessica Simpson a role that she COULD win an Oscar with, she wouldn’t win it.

Second of all, good luck getting a role in an Oscar worthy movie if you’re going to say things like “those accolades mean nothing to me.”

She’s just secured herself a spot in straight-to-DVD hell.

As for the amusement park that is Jessica Simpson’s naked body, she says only her next husband will see it; “I don’t think people deserve to see what’s under my clothing. That’s only for my next husband!”

But John Mayer wasn’t your “next husband” and he was always parking in the rear.

Jessica Simpson Will Never Pose Nude/Act Again
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