Political pundit Snoop Dogg, or Snoop Lion depending what day of the week it is, has sent out a list of reasons “Why i’m not voting for Romney, Why i’m voting for Obama.”
The list was credited to it’s originator “Dragonfly,” and features some pretty vulgar, and VERY INSIGHTFUL reasons that could shape this election.
“Why I’m not voting for Romney”
“He’s a Mormon but he ain’t got no hoes”
“This muthaf*ckas name is Mitt”
“B*tch got a dancing horse”
“Why I’m voting for Obama”
“He’s hugged Beyonce before and sniffed her neck”
“Michelle got a fat ass”
“He smokes Newports”
CLEARLY if you are undecided, you might want to take some of these FACTS into consideration. Forget the economy, healthcare, and domestic and foreign policy. It’s all about Beyonce’s neck sniffing!