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Bye, Tyra

Aww, damn, girl, just when I was finally learning to accept my wavy hair, The Tyra Show is calling it a wrap. “This will be the last season of The Tyra Show,” Tyra Banks tells People. “Tyra’s soundbite for ending the show is spin. Apparently, the network did not pick up her show,” a poster […]

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Tyra Banks’ Journalistic Integrity Called Into Question

Awww, heeell no! Mediatakeout.com is saying “You is a LIE!” to Tyra Banks! And I is ain’t using intentionally racist language, they literally said “You is a LIE!” (Fine, what they actually said is “You is a LIE!!!!”) Brace yourselves,but it turns out that some of the imbecilic guests who spew controversial statements on the […]

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The Shorties Battle It Out on America’s Next Top Model Tonight

America’s favorite reality modeling competition starts its 13th cycle this evening! America’s Next Top Model will kick off tonight at 8pm on the CW. This cycle is unique in that all models are under 5’7″, which traditionally is thought to be too short. I’m sure Tyra realizes that with over 12 seasons they haven’t produced […]

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Tyra Banks’ Real Hair: “It’s Been An Unsolved Mystery”

Want to see video of Tyra Banks‘ real hair? The 35 year-old businesswoman unveiled her hair on the season premiere of her talk show yesterday to an audience of excited fans, eager for their drag queen hero to “keep it real!” Daytime’s realest sister even proclaimed: “This is me, y’all!” The verdict? A total sham. […]

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Tyra Banks to Bring the Fierce to Gossip Girl

According to People, Tyra Banks will appear on the show Gossip Girl sometime in the upcoming season. Gossip Girl runs on the CW, the same network that carries both America’s Next Top Model and The Tyra Show, so I’m not surprised- it’s called cross-marketing! No news on whether TyTy will play a character or herself. Nate […]

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Banks Stalker Found Guilty.

A Georgia man was convicted of stalking Tyra Banks in a Manhattan court room this morning though he told police that they once had a romantic past. Brady Green, 39, of Dublin, Ga. was arrested on March 18 at a McDonalds in Banks’ Chelsea neighborhod  after reports that he had been showing up to her […]

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Do Two Negatives Make a Positive?

He might be a fine actor, but when it comes to producing, aside from Punkd’, Ashton Kutcher hasn’t had a ton of luck creating a hot show. Kutcher will be acquiring some help for his next project, by teaming up with Americas Next Top Wacko, Tyra Banks. The series is called True Beauty and will […]

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Aunt Paris Wont Touch Harlow’s Dirty Diapers.

Paris Hilton stopped by the Tyra Banks show which will air on October 13, and they discussed the finer things in life, like dirty diapers, and taking baths. First topic of discussion was Nicole Richie’s baby Harlow, which Paris may one day be an actual aunt to, not just a bff aunt. Paris claimed she’d […]

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America’s Next Top Drag Queen, perhaps?

Is it just me?They say Tyra Banks sh*t her pants. Right now I’m more concerned with that tiny man bump, seemingly growing right between her legs… WTFug?!

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The REAL Tyra!

America’s Next Top Blimp!

And the winner is… Ms. Tyra Banks Ms. Tyra Banks sure knows how to look fierce in a puff jacket. You gotta love this chick. She sure knows how to work that genuinely “pissed off model” look. What’s the big deal? We gotcha being a sneaky snake coming out of the La Brea Bakery after […]

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