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Happy Birthday, Madonna!

Madonna, AKA Esther if you are a close Kabbalah friend, turns 51 today! She should celebrate by adopting an African baby and doing some cardio, do the things you love on your birthday! May I just say how stunning I think it is that a 51 year old woman is still relevant to the pop charts? Jordin Sparks is about to overstay her welcome in about 2 birthdays.

Happy Birthday Spencer Pratt

Spencer Pratt is celebrating his 26th birthday today. Whether you love him or hate him.  Probably hate him.  You have to admit this kid is entertainment. He’s in a league of his own! His wife, Heidi Montag tweeted this morning; “my big bday present for @spencerpratt is my playboy issue that just came out today! go get one!!! tell me what you think” Have you all seen her Playboy stuff yet?   Disappointing.   No nudies, heavily photoshopped, nothing you cant see at the beach...

Happy Birthday Melanie Griffith

Melanie Griffith turns 52 today! What, don’t know who Melanie Griffith is?   Look her up, it’s a boring Sunday anyways. 52 and still smoking can’t be too favorable on the old lungs though!  Might want to cut that shit out, Mel.

Happy Birthday, Mr. President!

Barack Obama turns 48 today! He should totally milk the “it’s my birthday!” thing during the day. Congress doesn’t want to pass his healthcare bill-  he should go to the Senate floor and yell, “but it’s my biiiiiiiiirthday!” and people roll their eyes but do it anyway. You know who else has a birthday today? Dylan and Cole Sprouse, aka Zack and Cody, dwellers of the Suite Life on the Disney Channel. Those boys are 17! Maybe a co-celebration is in order?...

Happy Birthday, Gisele!

Happy Birthday, Gisele Bündchen! Gisele is 29, but she doesn’t look a day older than a beautiful, fierce unicorn. Gisele is best known for being tall and beautiful and dating Leonardo DiCaprio and then marrying Tom Brady, who left his unborn child and girlfriend Bridget Moynahan for her. She’s also the highest paid model in the world. Somebody buy the girl something nice, she needs some birthday cheer, poor girl.

Corey Feldman: 38 Year Old Child

Corey Feldman could be 138 and he’d still be labeled a child star. Michael Jackson’s former special buddy is celebrating his 38th today, but why do we only remember him as the little kid from  Stand By Me, and The Goonies and not…wait? What else was he in? Corey, who turned up at Jackson’s memorial dressed as The King of Pop last week turns 38 today. Happy birthday Corey.  Be proud of yourself.  For at least 28 years you have remained famous without doing anything!!

Lippy Birthday

Lisa Rinna turns 64 46 today. Perhaps she’ll treat herself to an even fatter set of lips.

Happy Birthday Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson turns 29 today.  Just one more year before the dirty 30! Everyone deserves to be happy on their birthday though.  Even if you’re miserable for the other 364 days a year. Even if a day in the life of you is  forgetting the lyrics, packin’ on the pounds, having a hot little sister who gets married and has kids before you, costing the Dallas Cowboys a trip to the Super Bowl, and forgetting the lyrics a bunch more times, the birthday is the one day of the year you should...

Go Shorty, It’s ya Birthday

50 cent will probably be hearing a lot of that today! The rapper, Curtis Jackson, turns 34 cent today. Happy Birthday Fif.

Happy Birthday Tom Cruise!

Are you still allowed to celebrate birthdays if you’re a Scientologist?? If so, Tom Cruise turns 47 today! If not, Tom Cruise would have turned 47 today! He’s getting pretty close to the big 5-0!! Happy birthday, Tommy!