Everybody's favorite Palin isn't content with showing the world his pecker, he now wants to give it the Lindy Hop!That's right, Alaskan boy babe Levi Johnston wants to join that big celebrity comeback place in the sky: Dancing … More »

Thankfully, Levi Johnston won't be baring all for the upcoming issue of Playgirl magazine.As it was originally reported, Johnston would be showing his 'johnson' for the mag, but in the end he must have had cold feet. (or … More »

According to Page Six, Levi Johnston is terribly worried about the size of his manhood.Sarah Palin's one-time future son-in-law is apparently fretting that his pecker might not be so impressive. Of course, Bristol (and perhaps Kathy Griffith) can … More »

There may not be peace in the Middle East - yet - but it has been announced that Levi Johnston will show America... his penis!.Levi Johnston, the almost-son-in-law of Republican retard Sarah Palin, will reveal everything, including the … More »

Good news for all Levi Johnston fans!The sexy Sarah Palin almost-son-in-law is going to "bare all" for Playgirl!Page Six reports that Johnston's spread, tentatively scheduled for mid November, is one viewers will be "enthralled by."And Johnston's manager reports … More »

Levi Johnston is nuts, is showing some nuts, is selling nuts!And we don't mean the ones he's related to, we wish he was.Trying to show the world that it's safe to … More »

Sarah Palin's cute-lookin' Alaskan kin, Levi Johnston, whose 15 minutes of fame is rapidly hitting the 14:59 mark, recently posed for Vanity Fair.That article, entitled "Me and Mrs. Palin" also included a gratuitous photo shoot, with Johnston dangling dangerously … More »

In Wasilla trailer park news, Levi Johnston's mama Sherry Johnston has pleaded guilty to one count of possession of hillbilly heroin.Johnston - Sarah Palin's almost-was-daughter's-future-mother-in-law - was also charged of intending to deliver the drug, which is known … More »

There's an old saying in Hollyweird: You haven't made it until you've made it with the Gays.Well, disgraced almost-son-in-law of Alaskan governor Sarah Palin, Levi Johnston seems to taking that to heart. After telling Bravo television homo honcho Andy … More »

Sarah Palin may be gone from politics but her future in the tabloids is looking rosy!Alaska's former govenor and the almost mother-in-law to Kathy Griffin's new lover Levi Johnston, Palin graces this week's issue of Star magazine with … More »