The song that'll be playing as the teary-eyed losers watch a sappy montage of their "road to Idol" has been announced: it's "Leave Right Now," by O.G. U.K. Idol Will Young. Hey, it's better than Daniel Powter's "Bad Day," … More »

Right on, Mozzer! Farming is for humans! You know those stupid rabbits are just gonna grow carrots. We need broccoli, cotton, and tobacco, too.The handsome devil has lent his 80's mope rock masterpiece "Everyday is Like Sunday" to a  … More »

"So what the cops say to you, man?""Cops said, 'Not guilty, you out of here, boy! You out of here.' They put me in the hospital, they gave me seven sandwiches, man. Seven sandwiches and four cartons of milk. … More »

Porker no more! Now he just looks like someone who used to be a backup dancer a loooong time ago, particularly since he's wearing sweatpants, almost as if he were heading to the rehearsal studio, which he most certainly … More »

Hey, I just realized I like TWO songs on the new Vampire Weekend album! I guess I missed this one since it's track eight and I'm already so beaten down by the whale-sound choruses and AutoTune fuckery by then … More »

Jennifer Aniston turns 41 today!   She's officially on her way down the hill, but laughing at everyone else on the other side because she still looks A-Mazing!Happy birthday to our favorite "friend."Now how bout that Friends movie?xoxo, C. More »

During an appearance on tomorrow's Lopez Tonight (check your local listings...to see what else is on) Topher Grace discusses his unwitting brush with mind-altering substances:Grace...shared his trippy experience after accepting what appeared to be a breath strip from … More »

I love this. Remember the controversy yesterday about NBC serving a delicious and appropriate meal of fried chicken and collard greens to celebrate Black History Month BECAUSE BLACK PEOPLE LIKE FRIED CHICKEN - YOU WILL NOT SILENCE ME … More »

Snooki ("Snookers" if you're nasty or stupid or both) made an appearance at a football game in Philadelphia today for some goddamn reason, and, at the same time, no goddamn reason. A TV reporter brings the pint-size oil … More »

But I bet Drake wishes he knew Amanda Bynes Legs!!!Serial Re-Tweeter Amanda Bynes updated her Twitter page after The Grammys with the following message; "The guy I love is the most talented person ever!!!!!! I'm irritated that … More »