Kanye West Crowns Himself New “King of Pop”

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Kanye West is a humble man. Boasting really isn’t his style. He’s more of a gracious person who blushes when you compliment him, and looks down at his feet and says, “aww shucks.” So it’s quite shocking that Kanye would assume that the crown of the King of Pop should fall to him.

I’m kidding, of course. Kanye would be fighting for the title of Miss Wienerschnitzel if he knew it was up for grabs.

Kanye reportedly made the following statement regarding our current king-less pop kingdom:

“You know everyone loves and respects Michael but times change. It’s so sad to see Michael gone but it makes a path for a new King of Pop and I’m willing to take that on. There’s nobody who can match me in sales and in respect so it only makes sense for me to take over Michael’s crown and become the new King. First there was Elvis, then there was Michael, now in the 21st century it’s Kanye’s time to rule. I have nothing but respect for Michael but someone needs to pick up where he left off and there’s nobody better than me to do that. I am the new King of Pop.”

Kanye, “picking up where [Michael] left off” is not the best place to start. Maybe you’d want to pick up from about 20 years back.

Although the Pop Kingdom is a monarchy, it’s more of a democratic monarchy. The people have to vote you in- you can’t self-declare yourself King of Pop, Mr. West.

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3 Responses to Kanye West Crowns Himself New “King of Pop”

  1. July 28, 2009 at 5:41 pm #

    WTF. Uh, FAKE ARTICLE!

    Ppl are so stupid for beliving this. This exactly the type of stuff that f’d michael up. . . THE MEDIA and ppl that are sheep, waiting to be told which direction to go in. Dumb shit. Highly dissappointed!

  2. July 30, 2009 at 12:11 pm #

    WELL. kayne kan think what he wants tew think. because for one there will always b one “KING OF POp”. [He] kan not take [MICHEALS] spot at all. ITS JUS UNTAKEABLE. (if that’s a word)

  3. July 30, 2009 at 1:54 pm #

    Kanye
    Kanye
    Kanye wtf are u thinking trying to take the name of king of pop you sing  rap you idiot and besides you cant even carry a tune in a bucket Micheal is and ever will be the king of pop for several reasons to name few he was the most charitable star in the world , had more record sales than u will ever see and did not wine about stupid stuff in his lyrics the only thing you and him have in common is you r black AMERICANS well Hell everyone now and for ever more i will take the crown of king of pop due to the fact i drink “POP” wtf kanye shut up already people r tired of hearing about u and your problems so now i declare you KING OF THE IDIOTS

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