Though Billy Mays may have passed on, his unnecessarily aggressive voice and hard-sell pitch lives on. Check out the lastest product he was shilling- the Mighty Tape, a tape version of the Mighty Putty that he previously popularized.
The crap he sold always looked so promising. It’s tape! But it’s super strong! You can fix a scuba tank with it! Although honestly, I’m a little doubtful towards the idea of using tape to attach branches back to a tree. Can you imagine having a whole tree with a bunch of tape on it, holding up dead branches?
Maybe Billy should have used Mighty Tape to hold open his arteries?
Holy Crap! Wait… it just occurred to me how strange it is to read a gossip blog about the minutia of entertainment news, and yet I don’t even know about major current events. EG- Billy Mays is dead?