Billy Mays Peddles Crap from the Grave

July 15, 2009 at 12:31 pm by
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Though Billy Mays may have passed on, his unnecessarily aggressive voice and hard-sell pitch lives on. Check out the lastest product he was shilling- the Mighty Tape, a tape version of the Mighty Putty that he previously popularized.

The crap he sold always looked so promising. It’s tape! But it’s super strong! You can fix a scuba tank with it! Although honestly, I’m a little doubtful towards the idea of using tape to attach branches back to a tree. Can you imagine having a whole tree with a bunch of tape on it, holding up dead branches?

Maybe Billy should have used Mighty Tape to hold open his arteries?

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  • Carl

    Holy Crap! Wait… it just occurred to me how strange it is to read a gossip blog about the minutia of entertainment news, and yet I don’t even know about major current events. EG- Billy Mays is dead?