“I love weed so much I tried to marry Juana” – Lil’ Wayne
Cheech Marin, one half of stoner-comedy duo “Cheech and Chong” (he played Cheech), got married to his longtime Russian girlfriend Natasha Rubin over the weekend. The wedding was held at Mr. Marin’s Malibu beach home. Cheech Marin owns both a beach home in Malibu and a pretty Russian while Tommy Chong still has night terrors from his nine months as a political prisoner in America’s immoral drug war. Where’s the justice? They should both be hitched to hot Ruskis, living lavish by the shore. Or they should both be ex-felons.
People magazine says that the bride’s Russian heritage was celebrated with a pre-wedding coctail reception. Is that some sort of subtle “Russians are alcoholics” joke? Or were they drinking homemade potato vodka?