Dear God, Please Let There Be a Brandon Lee-Type Stunt Misfire When Al Shapton Hosts WWE Monday Night Raw

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World Wrestling Entertaintment has become an important marketing tool in addition to a fake sport. Monday Night Raw is now hosted by a new celeb almost every week and some big  names have been announced as upcoming hosts, including highlander Bob Barker, Access Hollywood co-host Nancy O’Dell, boxer Floyd Mayweather, and career extortionist Al Sharpton.

Guess who’s hosting tonight? Freddie Prinze, Jr! Did you know Freddie was previously employed with the WWE as a behind-the-scenes creative mind? Remember that time Big Show smashed a guy in the head with a record player? Freddie wrote that.

Other names floated as possible hosts include those two screaming lovebirds Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz, the Osbournes, Danny DeVito, Regis and Kelly, Jimmy Fallon, Rachel Ray, MC Hammer, Woody Harrelson, Serena Williams, and Ashton Kutcher. Rather than having these people host, can they please fight in a cage match? By that I mean we can either lock them all in a cage (only one may survive), or they can fight Johnny Cage from Mortal Kombat.

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