The Sand-man and the Sand-fam hit the fair this weekend. His kids are going to have a religious experience when they’re old enough to listen to daddy’s masterpiece They’re All Going to Laugh At You. The older one looks like she’s about 4, so she’s only one year away from being the perfect age to listen to “Mr. Spindel’s Phone Call” and laugh so hard it looks like she’s crying after having run a marathon.
GOOD LORD THAT KID IS UGLY