Eminem Might Have to Record a Song About Raping and Killing iTunes Soon


Slim Shady‘s music publisher, Eight Mile Style LLC (Limited Likability Caucasian), is suing Apple Inc. for making 93 unauthorized songs available for download on iTunes. The trial starts on Thursday in Murder City (Detroit) unless a deal is reached by Wednesday. Forget about that noise, Marshall. Please instead bankroll a class-action lawsuit representing all users against iTunes for updating itself twice daily and that ultra-annoying “Determining Gapless Playback Information” nonsense. (What the hell does that even mean?! “Wasting Computer User’s Afternoon”?)

Here’s what Eminem sounded like when he was great:

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