Sweet Audrina Restrains Stalker

drinaThe Hills star Audrina Patridge has been granted a restraining order against stalker Zachary Loring.

Since August, 24 yr old Loring has been shadowing the actress Reality TV Star randomly delivering sketches and sick love poetry to her home.

Knowing his audience well, he first appeared at Audrina’s door pretending to be delivering free booze.  So of course she let the stranger in:   What L.A. lady doesn’t like free drinks?

Aside from her huge fake bazookas, we really can’t see why anyone would stalk Miss Partridge.

Maybe she hypnotized him with her crazy eyes?  Or controlled his mind with the glare from her big shiny choppers?

Regardless, it’s good to know our future wife is safe again.

Now we can continue this big sketch we’re drawing for her.  And the poem.

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