Jessica Simpson has the intellect of an interbred mule.
The washed-up star has been complaining to anyone who’ll listen about her lost dog, Daisy (AKA “Dances With Coyotes“). All this animal love coming from a Texan bubblehead who has stepped out on more than one occasions wearing a t-shirt proclaiming ‘REAL WOMEN EAT MEAT.’ (A less-than-subtle swipe at her nemesis, successful recording star – and vegan – Carrie Underwood.)
Jessica honey, dog meat is exactly the same as cow meat. Except cow doesn’t go with your purse.
The carnivorous retard (who posted signs of her missing dog after watching it being taken in the jaws of a coyote) tells US Weekly:
“Daisy meant the world to me. I hold her memory very, very close. It was an unfortunate thing what happened. That I don’t have her every day… It’s a very hard thing to talk about.”
Hmm… You know what we’re thinking. Jessica totally ate Daisy!
So what else does the chromosome-count-of-a-cabbage have to say?
“I haven’t really thought about another dog yet, but maybe sometime. [Daisy] would want that.”
No, you dumb blonde! Daisy would want you to stop being such a hypocrite and picking animals that you think are pretty – and then advocating the world to eat the rest.
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dogs are domestic! she may be dumb but shes done nothing wrong here. someone got hit with the peta stick. worst stick ever to be hit with.
Do you have a shred of decency? Do you think women are people who should be valued as much as animals or is that just a little too much for you? How do you interact with people when you have so much hate inside you? I pity the people who consider you a friend or family member.