It’s looking more and more like everything is not so rosie in LesbianLand. (And we’re not talking about Jodie Foster’s new adventure park.)
Rosie O’Donnell and partner Kelly Carpenter O’Donnell may have called it quits. Or not. It depends how much you read into Rosie’s carefully crafted statement about their “issues.” We’ll let you read between the lines.
Rosie tells USA Today:
“We’re a family. We will remain a family forever. And we are working on our issues. We’re a family, we remain a family and we’re working on the issues.
Kelli and I love each other very much and we are working on our issues. Those are the only words I am ever going to say. Ever. And that is something that has been agreed upon by all parties.
But everything’s fine and everybody’s good and we’re still both raising them together. We will both continue to parent them and we’re friendly and everything’s all right.”
Sadly, we can already hear the motors of their luxury air-conditioned U-Hauls.
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