Coming Soon To A Bookstore Near You: “Pageant Bitch”

Starring guess who? Yep! Our favorite blue-eyed bigot: Miss Carrie Prejean!

Keith Lewis, Executive Director of the Miss California Pageant has announced that he’ll be penning a salacious new tome entitled “Pageant Bitch.” The book is about the media circus behind Carrie Prejean’s performance – and subsequent firing – during this year’s Miss California pageant.

Guess who’s trembling in her siliconed-up titties?

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