Hoo boy, this season of Celebrity Rehab is gonna be a scorcher. Heidi Fleiss and Tom Sizemore in the same house? It’s also got that goofball Joey from the Real World: Hollywood who said, “Someday you’re gonna look up and say, ‘Where’s Joey?’ And Joey’s gonna be gone, man. Joey’s gonna be gone.” On the subject of Joey: how can you be a fall-down alcoholic and still be in perfect shape from working out two hours a day? I’d think he were genetically gifted if he weren’t so obviously genetically cursed. And by that, I’m not saying alcoholism is inherited. I’m saying he’s dumb.
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