Sick of Muslims trying to murder you? Do you also hate being pat-down by some big lug at the airport who’s going to let explosive powder on the plane anyway? Check out these new security scanners coming to an airport near you! You don’t have to suffer the indignity of having someone rub their hands over your legs – you merely step in front of the x-ray gizmo from Total Recall so that your entire naked body can be displayed on a screen! And maybe even shown on the news, like this fat bloke.
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