John Travolta’s Twitter Feed From Haiti















PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti — John Travolta has landed his own jet in Haiti carrying relief supplies and a team including doctors and Scientology ministers.

The 55-year-old actor flew the Boeing 707 from Florida on Monday carrying 4 tons of ready-to-eat military rations and medical supplies for earthquake victims.

RealTravolta4Ever Live tweet from the cockpit! Like 90 other planes are waiting to land…I wanna put this thing on autopilot but I have to fly it in a circle


RealTravolta4Ever OMFG these are like the classiest black people I’ve EVER met! Everyone here speaks fluent French!!! : )

RealTravolta4Ever oh, wait, they only speak French : (

RealTravolta4Ever there are so many burlap sacks full of rice around me I just KNOW I’m going to gain like 50 pounds here!! lol #addicted2carbs

RealTravolta4Ever YESSsss! They just invented a new level of Operating Thetan! HELL-O O.T. XII!!! GOOD-BYE 450,000 DOLLARS!

RealTravolta4Ever omg I can’t believe these people believe in nonsense like curses and evil spirits!! they are SO FULL OF THETANS

RealTravolta4Ever haha weird, the psychologists here are called voodoo priests

RealTravolta4Ever Apparently, in French, “take a personality test” means “eat a personality test”

RealTravolta4Ever SICKENING. They have grief counselors here to help people cope with the deaths of their families. #PSYCHOLOGYKILLS

RealTravolta4Ever Are the outlets here a different voltage? My Zune won’t recharge

RealTravolta4Ever …there are so many homeless and hungry young men here who need help overcoming homosexuality…

RealTravolta4Ever Remember, to donate to Haiti from your phone, text your checking account number to any Celebrity Center employee

RealTravolta4Ever I wish my homeboy Danny Masterson was here but he’s on a mission to bring purification saunas to Yemen

RealTravolta4Ever The telethon raised 61 million dollars! Baaaallin’! Everyone in Haiti gets a Prius! #epicwin

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2 Responses to John Travolta’s Twitter Feed From Haiti

  1. February 17, 2010 at 6:44 am #

    What an azz, you aren’t fooling anyone into think you are actually John Travolta. He would never talk that way, as for grief counselors, what do you think the Scientology Ministers are, they are grief counselors. The difference is they won’t pump you full of psych drugs to make you forget.

    Get a life loser

  2. February 17, 2010 at 2:05 pm #

    I agree with DJ. You aren’t fooling anyone and you should be sued for libel or slander (I know they’re not the same, don’t think you’re clever. I just get them mixed up). It’s easy to make fun of things you don’t know. I bet your a gaywad.

    Seriously, get a life loser.

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