Snooki (“Snookers” if you’re nasty or stupid or both) made an appearance at a football game in Philadelphia today for some goddamn reason, and, at the same time, no goddamn reason. A TV reporter brings the pint-size oil slick over for some on-camera questioning, and the arena boos. The reporter euphemistically queries, “Snookie, they’re booing you a little bit. Does that make you feel bad?” Her response: “It’s Philadelphia!” YES! SCORE SNOOKI! You’ve finally won me over. Oh, who am I kidding, you had me at when you took off your clothes and crawled into the hot tub the first night in the house because you are a savage.
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