Naomi Campbell: Stop Hitting People, You Psycho Bitch

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Being pretty does not give you the right to assault strangers at random! Being a cop does! Learn the difference, Naomi Campbell. You’re just pretty. Cops are those people who keep arresting you. 

Naomi’s back at it – she almost ended up in cuffs after hitting her driver, Miodrag Mejdina, in the back of the head, sending his face into the steering wheel. After Miodrag pulled over, Naomi fled from the car and ran away; Miodrag went to the cops. A manhunt for the missing model ensued, which was called off when Miodrag declined to press charges. I’d ask how the girl will ever learn not to hit people if we don’t arrest her, but arresting her doesn’t work either. I’m starting to think we need to cut off her hands. We must frame her for stealing olives in Saudi Arabia.

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