Maytag?

At this point who’s body is more of a wonderland than Heidi Montag’s? The land of wondering what parts are real and what parts aren’t. And although John Mayer seems really determined to publicly prove his heterosexuality, the rumors circulating that he’s out to date Montag are more than likely just that, rumors. Now whether they were started by Heidi herself is still up for debate. What better way to get under her skeezy ex’s skin than to date Mayer? Seems like the perfect counterstrike to Spencer’s announcement that he will be writing a tell all book.  That is if you believe this divorce isn’t just an attention grabbing device cooked up by the couple.