Post-Partum Delusion…?

Christina Aguilera: Still overconfident and desperate for some good, old fashioned genie rubbin’ !!Why else would she want to show off the ugly-ass road maps that have invaded her ginormously stretched, disproportionate mammaries?Dang, girl!  That’s some serious blood flow you’ve got goin’ on in those post-partum bags!!  Why would I suggest Xtina actually wants to do some exposin’? Well, because…Either her fancy vehicle is harsher than the elements, or Xtina suddenly felt inspired by our adorable camera boys!  Ooh!  Pappies!…Why, hello there, boys!  Y’all wanna “come on over” and take a whiff of my freshly highlighted mommy jugs?