Chelsea Lately is hilarious!

Katie Holmes is a plastic Beauty Queen. This past week on the Chelsea Handler show (Chelsea Lately) there was some of the expected chit-chat on the Katie Reese arrest fiasco. I almost peed my pants.The subject came up as to whether we were so bored and fed up with our own predictable celebrities, that we’re now resorting to pay a great deal of our attentions to smalltime nobodies, like state pageant winners, who are living an extended 15 minutes of fame. Granted, I do understand the shock value of the scandal regarding Katie Rees’ underage, amateur porn pics, but I must admit that I agree with one hilarious question posed on the show. It had something to do with whether we’re near the pathetic point of stalking Miss Sacramento or Miss Wyoming, and following their every move, to high school parties and back.Finally, Chelsea Handler commented on the tough and rough life of pageant girls (you know, the little Jon Bennets who look just like their moms, only sexier, and are made to go up on stage, move their tush, and bat their eyelids like no tomorrow). The discussion moved on to how after pageant life these little Barbies grow up to be wild and crazy sex kittens, as a result of the constant pressures they suffered all throughout their childhood.Chelsea said: “I can’t wait to see what Katie Holmes will do.”And, I choked on my egg roll.