Want to Kill Pete Wentz? Gotta Get Through Ashlee Simpson First!

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Pete Wentz has recently admitted that he is terrified of answering the front door when a knocker comes a knockin because he’s afraid it will be a murderer and he will be murdered.

Pete says, “I refuse to answer my front door because I’m convinced someone is going to murder me. I used to think that some day I’d end up murdering a close friend or relative. Now it’s reversed and I’m convinced it’s going to happen to me. That’s the way I’m going out (going to die), I’m completely sure of it. So I refuse to answer the front door – it greatly minimizes that risk.”

So that would mean because he’s afraid a murderer is knocking on the front door, he makes his young wife, the mother of his child, go and get it so that if it is in deed a killer, she’ll get it first and he’ll have a chance to get away.

Nice!!

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3 Responses to Want to Kill Pete Wentz? Gotta Get Through Ashlee Simpson First!

  1. May 24, 2009 at 10:11 pm #

    fuck Pete Wentz. I can’t wait till this fucker dies.

  2. June 29, 2009 at 11:00 am #

    pete wentz is really peter lewis kinston the third wentz. He is a jew and has been promoted by jews, he has no talent, inbred son of sodomite pig fucking jews. why does this cunt have a signature bass guitar, can he even play it ? no he is no bass player, just a marketing machine for brain infected teenage bitches. i would piss and shit on your bass. i heard he spat on a photographer, he is good at spitting because he gets plenty of practice spitting on his mothers cunt before he fucks her, he spits on his dad’s anus hole as well.

  3. July 1, 2009 at 12:02 pm #

    Fuck he looks old in that photo, greasy too. Fuck they must put plenty of make up on him when he plays. What’s with that stupid hat ? Is he trying to look like that dick head in ac/dc. Let ashlee simpson answer the dorr, she can drop a turd and the murderer can eat it, she is so hot I bet everyone would want to eat her turds if it meant they could have sex with here.

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