In case you’re still reeling from the news that Dane Cook earned $20 million (or one-fourth of what his movies have lost for studios) last year, you can take solace in the fact that he has to wait in line for Harry Potter like the rest of us.
Radar Online reports that Dane didn’t get the special treatment he wants when he asked to buy his tickets ahead of the line and enter the theater early. Well, of course the ticket takers balked. They work in a box-office. The man is box-office poison. Slugs and salt. You hear me?