Stop Those Crunches, Your Friends Need You

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“Abs are for people with no friends. I don’t do the ab thing. I’ve even had them once, actually, for a film, and they were always covered up. I just said to myself, ‘Well, I’ll just never do that again.’ That was a waste of time” –Eric Bana

I love that ‘abs’ are a thing you do, like gardening or painting.

The funny thing about having a tight torso of rippling muscles is that while yes, you may have no friends, it’s one hell of a surefire way to find yourself a girlfriend (or boyfriend, should your taste veer that way).

Just so you know. Eric Banana, not a chiseled Greek god. Daydream your fantasies accordingly.

Source: NY Post

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