Redmond O’Neal, the son of late space case Farrah Fawcett and unwittingly incestuous narcissist Ryan O’Neal, will be getting his own reality show once sprung from the clink. He’s currently in a California detention center for being a recidivist drug addict. The reality show will focus on waiting for him to remember that meth feels good.
The deal for the show was brokered by Ryan while Redmond’s locked down. Redmond is the sole inheritant of Farrah’s estate, valued at $6 million, but he must stay sober to receive it. Are they going to do a Biggest Loser-type tempting to spice it up? On that show, they keep it classy by waving fried ham in front of the Losers’ faces to try and break them. Will Redmond be seated across from a plate of meth at a table covered in straws? I offer that idea to the producers for free. I’ll even watch if they use it.
I’ll only watch if Ryan checks himself into a mental institution and turns the camera on himself.